Moose on the Loose
There is a moose on the loose And he's in my front yard He's eating my branches, The big tub of lard He's come down from the mountains Searching for food Eating twigs, leaves and bushes It's really quite rude All summer long I take care of my plants I keep out the dogs, with loud, vile rants Now that it's winter, and there's lots of snow The moose leave the mountains, they know where to go Let's head down to Tom's place, we'll have us a feast So they come to my yard, the great hairy beasts They feed on the willows, they break off the trees With no one to stop them, they do as they please I don't really begrudge them, a small branch or two If I were a moose, I know what I'd do I'd head into town, where the snow isn't too deep I'd eat some dry branches and then go to sleep Here in Alaska, we've learned how to share With all the wild animals, deer, moose and bear Mutual respect, we must endeavor to pay And so every mornin...